skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via sexwithsquidward)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via kardashy)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(via pagingdoctorfagg0t)

hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

(Source: romulusthread, via christianmingle)

jaclcfrost:

there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say and do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine

(via gynocologist)

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

(via skinsosweet)

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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(via cheetahgirl69420)

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