candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via hi)

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

(via hi)

GUYS I LOST 18 POUNDS FOR PROM I’M SERIOUSLY SO STOKED 😍😍😍

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY